TMI? No Such Thing

The human body's an amazing thing. It can also be a little gross & embaressing at times. We all have experienced the same bodily functions. They are things we don't discuss with others but, perhaps we ponder...

It has been suggested in some circles that my 6 lb weight loss this week was caused by one big poop. Maybe... I did eat a lot of cheese on the guys' camping trip. Bound up? For two weeks? Not impossible I suppose.

When I fart while I'm running I always experienced a deflating feeling. Why? Does breaking wind relax certain digestive muscles & is the deflating feeling a result of other muscles in my body picking up the slack? The body's always trying to maintain a sort of equilibrium.

How do people run in the morning? I am a regular guy. If I get up at my regular time I have to find something to read & have a sit-down within fifteen minutes of standing up. If I get up early this schedule is disrupted. It takes longer to need to poop. I'd have to get up at least one half hour before I wanted to run.

I sweat profusely for about a half hour after working out. If I don't wait 30 minutes before I shower, my clothes get soaked from sweat.

I don't run in the morning because pooping & sweating would add one hour to my workout. I get up at six every morning already. I had have to get up at four to have enough time to workout & attend to my bodily functions. Never. Going. To. Happen.

When I sweat I first get wet under my man boobs and the area where my (decreasing) belly juts out from my body. Why there? I don't see anybody else with this pattern of sweating. When I was obese & my gut was more pronounced the dark line of sweat would make it look like my shirt was frowning.

I'm disturbed by DD's development. Part of it is a father's natural emotional pangs that his little girl is growing up. I used to be able to pick up DD & throw her around. Now I have to be careful where I grab. I can remember the exact moment I started to lift her & my hand touched something that was never there before. My hand recoiled like I had touched a snake. That was two years ago. The training bras have been getting bigger & bigger. The laundry has been getting harder & harder to sort, the difference between DD's undies & DW's are harder to see. Boobs attract boys. Sigh.